X: I've been emailing someone new lately
Y: Like a penpal?
X: No, it's more like a diary with someone real on the other side
Y: Sounds intense
X: I don't know how much clever I'm going to be able to keep up for much longer...

X: I'M NEVER GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. I FEEL AWFUL

Y: DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN STOP- I DID LAST YEAR.

X: HACKING IS A BAD HABIT, IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS OR FUN.

X: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS?

Y: GIVE THEM TO ME, PLEASE

X: U KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM?

Y: YEP. IM GOING TO MAKE THEM INTO JAM AND PUT IT ON MY TOAST IN THE MORNING

X: NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES IT OKAY

Y: CAN IT BE THAT I DON'T MEAN IT?

X: YES YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S HANG UP THEN

Y: OKAY

X: DON'T ACTUALLY, WTF

X: incidentally my mom took my phone, so you gotta call

Y: ok, i let the battery drain, so its not on yet. gimme a minute

Y: thats what happens when i leave my phone downstairs lol

Y: when my phone gets too low, it shows an empty battery instead of letting me use it right away

Y: pretty annoying

X: hahha

X: this is the iphone?

Y: sea

X: sounds like a girlfriend

X: lol

Y: haha
Y: yeah, if you dont keep her happy enough, she wont let you use her right away

X: THE BOYFRIEND IS GOING BYE-BYE!!!
Y: NO!
X: JUST KIDDING

X: I'VE BEEN SO DOWN LATELY. THE WHOLE WORLD SEEMS TO HAVE GONE SILENT.
Y: YOU NEED TO GIVE IT SOME TIME, BABY.
X: YES, I'VE DONE PLENTY OF DAMAGE HAVEN'T I?
Y: YOU CANNOT BE ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. WAIT PATIENTLY- YOU KNOW YOUR PACES ARE DIFFERENT
X: I'VE WANDERED INTO A SORT OF ENLIGHTENMENT
Y: I MISS YOU DARLING
X: ALL THOSE TIMES I WAS SHOWN LOVE, I WILL REMEMBER AND NOT FORGET TO CHERISH FOR ONE MOMENT LESS THAN IT'S DUE.