X: I DON'T CARE, I'LL TELL ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN!!!
Y: DUDE. WHAT IS IT?
X: ....YAYYYYY <3!!!!!!!
Y: JEEZUS. PLEASE STFU, NAO.

X: K SO, LIKE WHAT SHOULD I GET FROM THE SUPERMARKET?
Y: CAN'T YOU DECIDE ON YOUR OWN?
X: NO WAY. IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME OLD BORING SHIT.
Y: I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK EVERYONE ELSE.
X: YEAH I DID. NO ONE CARES. JUST TELL ME SOOOMMMMETHINNNGGGG
Y: YOGURT COVERED BANANA CHIPS
X: O M G THAT'S SOOOO GOODDDD

X: I THINK I HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETIES. I CAN'T HANDLE SAYING GOODBYES- FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES DURING AND AFTERWARDS I ALWAYS FEEL SUPER INTENSE
Y: YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE IT SHORT AND SWEET AND NOT THINK ABOUT IT.
X: BUT DON'T YOU CARE!

X: BAT BOY IN SPRING

X:

X: YOU AND I
Y: ARE GOING TO MAKE THE BEST SMOOTHIES EVER
X: TOGETHER

X: I WANT TO GO PLACES WITH YOU
Y: REALLY? WHERE WOULD WE TRAVEL TO?
X: ANYWHERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU. WE COULD BE HAPPY!
Y: YOU SHOULD BE SPECIFIC.
X: LET'S GO OUT
Y: BUT WHEN YOU ARE OFF YOUR FACE IT KIND OF SUCKS

X: DUDE, WATCHMEN? LIKE, A 4.5.
Y: WHY? WAIT I KNOW- YOUR MIND HYPED IT UP
X: THE PATHETIC SOUNDTRACK MADE ME CRINGE SO BAD. A COUPLE OF POINTS FOR RORSCHACH, CASTING AND OBVS CINEMATOGRAPHY
Y: HARSH!
X: OMG NOT EVEN. BUT WHY WOULD I CRY? I AM STRONG