X: I've been emailing someone new lately
Y: Like a penpal?
X: No, it's more like a diary with someone real on the other side
Y: Sounds intense
X: I don't know how much clever I'm going to be able to keep up for much longer...

X: I'M NEVER GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. I FEEL AWFUL

Y: DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN STOP- I DID LAST YEAR.

X: HACKING IS A BAD HABIT, IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS OR FUN.

X: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS?

Y: GIVE THEM TO ME, PLEASE

X: U KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM?

Y: YEP. IM GOING TO MAKE THEM INTO JAM AND PUT IT ON MY TOAST IN THE MORNING

X: NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES IT OKAY

Y: CAN IT BE THAT I DON'T MEAN IT?

X: YES YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S HANG UP THEN

Y: OKAY

X: DON'T ACTUALLY, WTF

X: incidentally my mom took my phone, so you gotta call

Y: ok, i let the battery drain, so its not on yet. gimme a minute

Y: thats what happens when i leave my phone downstairs lol

Y: when my phone gets too low, it shows an empty battery instead of letting me use it right away

Y: pretty annoying

X: hahha

X: this is the iphone?

Y: sea

X: sounds like a girlfriend

X: lol

Y: haha
Y: yeah, if you dont keep her happy enough, she wont let you use her right away

X: THE BOYFRIEND IS GOING BYE-BYE!!!
Y: NO!
X: JUST KIDDING

X: I'VE BEEN SO DOWN LATELY. THE WHOLE WORLD SEEMS TO HAVE GONE SILENT.
Y: YOU NEED TO GIVE IT SOME TIME, BABY.
X: YES, I'VE DONE PLENTY OF DAMAGE HAVEN'T I?
Y: YOU CANNOT BE ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. WAIT PATIENTLY- YOU KNOW YOUR PACES ARE DIFFERENT
X: I'VE WANDERED INTO A SORT OF ENLIGHTENMENT
Y: I MISS YOU DARLING
X: ALL THOSE TIMES I WAS SHOWN LOVE, I WILL REMEMBER AND NOT FORGET TO CHERISH FOR ONE MOMENT LESS THAN IT'S DUE.

X: I GOT WORKED UP INTO A FRENZY TODAY. I FEEL MYSELF SCRAPING FOR THE PIECES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Y: STOP TALKING TO HER, YOU'RE BEING SADO-MASOCHISTIC
X: SHE LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HER. AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY
Y: ...
X: I WANT TO SEND HER FLOWERS
Y: WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR?
X: I AM IN BED, DROWNING IN THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LOVE...

X: SO OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID DUCHOVNY
Y: RAD POSTER BY ARRAN RIDLEY

X: SO I HAVE THIS RELATIONSHIP BOOK. IT'S REALLY GOOD. WE CALL IT THE BIBLE
Y: WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU AND ME?
X: THE SECTION IS CALLED LASERLIKE INTENSITY. ALSO, A FAMOUS COUPLE LIKE US IS BUZZ ALDRIN AND NEIL ARMSTRONG, THE FIRST TWO MEN ON THE MOON.
Y: COOOL
X: IT TELL US TO SEEK MODERATION AND CALM, TO DIRECT OUR ENERGIES INTELLIGENTLY AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AT A DEEP LEVEL
Y: PROMISING
X: YES, IT SAYS HERE WE ARE BEST WORK PARTNERS, WORST SIBLINGS

X: I TAKE IT BACK. I TOTALLY DON'T MISS IT
Y: YOU DON'T?
X: NO, IT WAS LAME. HA HA

X: YOU WERE QUITE EMOTIONAL TO ME, ONCE. ON A BRIDGE. LOOKING BACK, I'M SORRY I WASN'T MORE DEMONSTRATIVE.
Y: I HARDLY REMEMBER THOSE TIMES
X: I GUESS I WAS JUST BEING COOL.
Y: I'M OKAY NOW
X: BUT THINGS COULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT IF I HAD SHOWN YOU A BIT MORE SUPPORT.
Y: IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?
X: I JUST THINK WE USED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER. AND NOW WE DON'T
Y: AS I SAID, I'M FINE NOW
X: I MISS WAITING FOR YOU

Y: and my director just walked past and said, why do u look so awful

X: u do? have i terrorized u?

Y: naw, just reminded me what im missing

X: what. ur balls?

Y: u

X: WHAT GIVES A PERSON THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT ME IN A SEXUAL WAY?
Y: THEY DID?
X: YES. YOUR FRIEND.
Y: WHICH FRIEND
X: UGH. PAY MORE ATTENTION
Y: ...
X: I'M TAKING A VOW OF CELIBACY, STARTING NOW.

X: I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Y: JUST A FEW MORE DAYS!
X: IT FEELS LIKE I AM IN AN EMPTY CITY, AND I AM SEARCHING FOR THIS ONE PERSON
Y: IT'S NOT AS IF YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY REACH THIS PERSON
X: WHAT

x: intimacy builds up over time and then it really blinds you. its okay. i just need to feel like ive done the right thing for everyone. but at the same time, the right thing always feels really stupid

y: you feel conflicted?

x: i dont know. i think ive done the right thing, but my heart is really broken

X: IS THERE IS NO NEED TO DISCUSS THINGS?
Y: OF COURSE THERE IS
X: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

X: I THINK I SHOULD SEE SOMEONE ABOUT MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES. AND ANGER MANAGMENT.
Y: DON'T YOU ALSO HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY?
X: YEAH, IT'S ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP HERE. I'M A COMPLAINER. THESE ARE THINGS I REALLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
Y: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE SELF-SATISFIED. OTHER PEOPLE CAN REALLY SCRAMBLE IT UP FOR YOU
X: YES, I AM DEFINITELY FEELING SCRAMBLED. AND SEEING AS I HAVE NO MONEY IN THE NEXT WEEK, I'LL BE EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS EVERY DAY.

X: WHAT YOU WEARING?
Y: PUN GOT ME THESE TSUMORI CHISATO LEGGINGS. I'M WEARING THE RY U NO CALL TSHIRT AND CUT OFF JEAN SHORTS. IS THAT TOO TWEE?
X: YOU'LL LOOK AMAZING WHATEVER YOU WEAR

Y: YEAH BUT I DON'T WANNA LOOK DUMB. DUMB AND CUTE
X: JUST CUTE
Y: NO I WANNA LOOK BAD. LOL
X: HAHA

X: SERIOUSLY, FML.
Y: SOUR GIRL. WHAT'S WRONG?
X: RYAN JUST SAID TO ME ON FACEBOOK, MAYBE TODAY JESUS CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Y: HAHA SUCKS