X: I GOT WORKED UP INTO A FRENZY TODAY. I FEEL MYSELF SCRAPING FOR THE PIECES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Y: STOP TALKING TO HER, YOU'RE BEING SADO-MASOCHISTIC
X: SHE LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HER. AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY
Y: ...
X: I WANT TO SEND HER FLOWERS
Y: WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR?
X: I AM IN BED, DROWNING IN THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LOVE...

X: SO OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID DUCHOVNY
Y: RAD POSTER BY ARRAN RIDLEY

X: SO I HAVE THIS RELATIONSHIP BOOK. IT'S REALLY GOOD. WE CALL IT THE BIBLE
Y: WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU AND ME?
X: THE SECTION IS CALLED LASERLIKE INTENSITY. ALSO, A FAMOUS COUPLE LIKE US IS BUZZ ALDRIN AND NEIL ARMSTRONG, THE FIRST TWO MEN ON THE MOON.
Y: COOOL
X: IT TELL US TO SEEK MODERATION AND CALM, TO DIRECT OUR ENERGIES INTELLIGENTLY AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AT A DEEP LEVEL
Y: PROMISING
X: YES, IT SAYS HERE WE ARE BEST WORK PARTNERS, WORST SIBLINGS

X: I TAKE IT BACK. I TOTALLY DON'T MISS IT
Y: YOU DON'T?
X: NO, IT WAS LAME. HA HA

X: YOU WERE QUITE EMOTIONAL TO ME, ONCE. ON A BRIDGE. LOOKING BACK, I'M SORRY I WASN'T MORE DEMONSTRATIVE.
Y: I HARDLY REMEMBER THOSE TIMES
X: I GUESS I WAS JUST BEING COOL.
Y: I'M OKAY NOW
X: BUT THINGS COULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT IF I HAD SHOWN YOU A BIT MORE SUPPORT.
Y: IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?
X: I JUST THINK WE USED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO EACH OTHER. AND NOW WE DON'T
Y: AS I SAID, I'M FINE NOW
X: I MISS WAITING FOR YOU

Y: and my director just walked past and said, why do u look so awful

X: u do? have i terrorized u?

Y: naw, just reminded me what im missing

X: what. ur balls?

Y: u

X: WHAT GIVES A PERSON THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT ME IN A SEXUAL WAY?
Y: THEY DID?
X: YES. YOUR FRIEND.
Y: WHICH FRIEND
X: UGH. PAY MORE ATTENTION
Y: ...
X: I'M TAKING A VOW OF CELIBACY, STARTING NOW.