X: I THINK I SHOULD SEE SOMEONE ABOUT MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES. AND ANGER MANAGMENT.
Y: DON'T YOU ALSO HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY?
X: YEAH, IT'S ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP HERE. I'M A COMPLAINER. THESE ARE THINGS I REALLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
Y: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE SELF-SATISFIED. OTHER PEOPLE CAN REALLY SCRAMBLE IT UP FOR YOU
X: YES, I AM DEFINITELY FEELING SCRAMBLED. AND SEEING AS I HAVE NO MONEY IN THE NEXT WEEK, I'LL BE EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS EVERY DAY.

X: WHAT YOU WEARING?
Y: PUN GOT ME THESE TSUMORI CHISATO LEGGINGS. I'M WEARING THE RY U NO CALL TSHIRT AND CUT OFF JEAN SHORTS. IS THAT TOO TWEE?
X: YOU'LL LOOK AMAZING WHATEVER YOU WEAR

Y: YEAH BUT I DON'T WANNA LOOK DUMB. DUMB AND CUTE
X: JUST CUTE
Y: NO I WANNA LOOK BAD. LOL
X: HAHA

X: SERIOUSLY, FML.
Y: SOUR GIRL. WHAT'S WRONG?
X: RYAN JUST SAID TO ME ON FACEBOOK, MAYBE TODAY JESUS CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Y: HAHA SUCKS

ARI: C'MON I WAS JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP LLOYD!
LLOYD: THERE IS NO CHEERING ME UP, ARI. MY LIFE IS OVER!
ARI: YOUR LIFE IS NOT OVER!
LLOYD: YES, IT IS. WITHOUT TOM, MY LIFE IS EMPTY!
ARI: LLOYD..
LLOYD: AN EMPTY VASE!!
ARI: ..WHY A VASE?
LLOYD: CAUSE TOM WAS A FLOWER.
ARI: ...
LLOYD: HE WAS ARI! HE WAS A ROSE! A BRIGHT, RED ROSE IN THE MASSIVE OIL SPILL OF LIFE. AND WITHOUT HIM, EVERYTHING IS JUST...GOOKY.
ARI: LOL

X: I WENT SHOPPING TODAY AND DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING GOOD. IT'S THE MOST DEPRESSING THING IN THE WORLD.
Y: YEAH. ALL THOSE CLOTHES, AND NOTHING SPEAKS TO YOU. WHAT A BUMMER.
X: I GUESS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS LIKE THAT. LIKE FINDING SOMEONE TO LOVE .
Y: LOVE IS SPECIAL. IT'S THE SWEATER YOU WEREN'T SURE ABOUT, BUT CAN'T SEEM TO FORGET. YOU'LL GO BACK AND GET IT.

X: I DON'T CARE, I'LL TELL ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN!!!
Y: DUDE. WHAT IS IT?
X: ....YAYYYYY <3!!!!!!!
Y: JEEZUS. PLEASE STFU, NAO.

X: K SO, LIKE WHAT SHOULD I GET FROM THE SUPERMARKET?
Y: CAN'T YOU DECIDE ON YOUR OWN?
X: NO WAY. IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME OLD BORING SHIT.
Y: I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK EVERYONE ELSE.
X: YEAH I DID. NO ONE CARES. JUST TELL ME SOOOMMMMETHINNNGGGG
Y: YOGURT COVERED BANANA CHIPS
X: O M G THAT'S SOOOO GOODDDD