X: I THINK I SHOULD SEE SOMEONE ABOUT MY ABANDONMENT ISSUES. AND ANGER MANAGMENT.
Y: DON'T YOU ALSO HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY?
X: YEAH, IT'S ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP HERE. I'M A COMPLAINER. THESE ARE THINGS I REALLY HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
Y: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE SELF-SATISFIED. OTHER PEOPLE CAN REALLY SCRAMBLE IT UP FOR YOU
X: YES, I AM DEFINITELY FEELING SCRAMBLED. AND SEEING AS I HAVE NO MONEY IN THE NEXT WEEK, I'LL BE EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS EVERY DAY.
