X: I KEEP DREAMING OF MIRU8691.
Y: I WANT TO GO BACK TO LA, TOO.
X: I WOULD MOVE TO BEVERLY HILLS TO EAT THERE EVERY DAY

KITCHEN PARTIES

X: R&B VS. HIP HOP
Y: OH GIRL
X:

X: YAY
Y: FUCK YEAHH

A TRIBUTE

X: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND I THINK I'M OVER IT
Y: SO QUICKLY? I THINK IT'S A NEW RECORD
X: YEAH. CRUSHING MAKES ME FEEL WRETCHED. BETTER TO GET IT OVER WITH THEN LEAVE IT TO THE OTHER PERSON
Y: OKAY
X: YOU SHOULDN'T SOUND SO CONCERNED!

X: HEIDI SAYS I'VE CHANGED ALOT IN THE LAST YEAR. SHE SAYS I'M A LOT HAPPIER. I FEEL IT, TOO. WE THINK IT COULD BE THAT THE CRYSTALS ARE WORKING.
Y: MUST BE THAT MERKABA STAR PENDANT YOU BOUGHT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
X: THE AMETHYST CHIPPED A LITTLE SINCE I GOT IT. THE LAST BROKEN CRYSTAL I HAD WAS AN AMETHYST, TOO. SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WANTS TO HURT ME AND IT KEEPS TAKING THE HITS. I WISH THEY'D STOP. I'M GETTING ATTACHED TO IT.

X: TODAY I RAN INTO GONZO ON THE STREET AND HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A POWERPUFF GIRL
Y: WHY? WHAT WERE YOU WEARING LOL
X: NO IDEA. RIPPED JEANS AND A RACE CAR TSHIRT. AND THEN HE LOOKED CLOSER AND SAID, ARE YOU IN LOVE OR SOMETHING? I WAS LIKE HUH? ? ? WHAT? AM I.
Y: YOU ARE? OMG
X: TELL ME WHO IT IS. RIGHT NOW

X: CHECK IT OUT

Y: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? YOU JUST HUNG UP!
X: I PASSED OUT FROM A SENSE OF GLORY. THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN PLAYING AN AWESOME SHOW AND ACTUALLY MAKING GOOD FRIENDS.

X: WOW. TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY IN FOREVER! I JUST GOT HOME.

<3s DIEEE MF

X: I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!
Y: I DO. WTF IS THAT SAVES THE DAY IN THE BACKGROUND?!
X: I'M NOT THE PRETEND IT'S-NOT-HAPPENING SLASHER MOVIE TYPE. HEIDI WENT TO BRICK LANE AND NOW I'M AT HOME ALONE AND I FEEL SO TEEN AGED. NEW SAVES THE DAY IS KIND OF NICE
Y: WHAT NO. IT SUCKS!
X: WHY DO I LOVE IT

X: I CAN'T SLEEP.
Y: (SLEEPING SNORE)
X: TODAY REALLY SUCKED, IN HINDSIGHT.

X: I JUST TOOK A TAXI HOME
Y: HAPPY FRIDAY 13TH AND HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
X: THANKS.
Y: SO HOW DID THE PARTY GO?
X: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I REALIZED A FEW THINGS: 1) I LIKE RUT SO MUCH IT'S ALMOST A CRUSH 2) NO DIGGITY IS STILL AN AMAZING SONG AFTER A MILLION TIMES 3) I HATE GETTING HOME FROM MANOR HOUSE
Y: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE?
X: IT GOT STOLEN A WHILE BACK. I DON'T LIKE TO CYCLE ALONE ANYWAY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING SOMEONE AND BEING SINGLE IS EITHER HAVING A TRAVELLING BUDDY OR PAYING A RIDE HOME.

X: I WENT TO THIS ICA THING LAST NIGHT AND WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISCUSSION BETWEEN INTELLECTUALS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS THROUGH EXAMINING OUR INCREASED SELF-SUFFICIENCY BECAME A SELF HELP SECTION FIGHT CLUB SUPPORT GROUP THING. I WAS SO PISSED I PAID TO GO TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Y: WHO WAS THERE?
X: SOME WRITERS AND AND JOURNALISTS BASICALLY TRYING TO SELL THEIR SHIT TO PEOPLE. AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN SAD SINGLES AND CONFUSED SOCIOPATHS.
Y: DAMN. AND YOU WERE ONE OF THEM
X: OMG STFU.

PLANS

X: I'M PLAYING A SHOW ON VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S LOW, RIGHT?
Y: EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING A SHOW. WHY IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?
X: THE PROMOTER WAS ASKING ME IF I WAS STILL UP FOR IT, I WAS LIKE, UH.. I GUESS.
Y: RIGHT? LESS PLAYING MUSIC MORE MAKING OUT
X: THEN HE SAID, OH IF YOU DO GET SOMEONE, JUST BRING THEM TO THE SHOW... I SO DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT WAY AT ALL.
Y: ♪ SO GET YOUR FRIENDS.. AND I'LL GET MY FRIENDS ♪ AND WE CAN BE FRIENDS... DO THIS EVERY WEEKEND ♪
X: BEING IN A BAND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE CRAP

X: FUCK I TOTALLY MISSED ADRIAN TOMINE @ THE ICA ON THE 3RD!
Y: FUCK!
X: THERE WAS THIS COMIC THAT HE DID THAT WAS SO AMAZING, THIS GUY GOES TO A SHOW AND GETS YELLED AT AND HE HOLDS IT IN TILL HE GETS INTO BED THAT NIGHT AND FINALLY SCREAMS WELL I CAME HERE TO KICK SOME ASS!!
Y: THE WEEZER POSTER'S MY FAVORITE THOUGH
X: DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT MY FRIEND MELISSA AND I GOT PAT THIS MUSICAL MUPPET BABIES BOOK FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT TOUR IN 2004, AND THE DRUMMER IN THE BOOK WAS THIS SHY BOY NAMED CHARLIE. THEN ON LOVELINE THE NEXT MONTH, PAT WENT, "JENN JUST HAD THE BABY, WE NAMED HIM CHARLIE." SO DOES THAT MAKE US LIKE, HIS GODPARENTS OR SOMETHING?

X: HEY, SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT!
Y: OH YEAH, WHATEVER BANA, IT'S COOL. I GOT HOME OKAY. PASSING OUT THOUGH. LIKE ALL DAY.
X: HA
Y: YOU GOT SO FUNNY AT THAT PARTY WHERE ALL THAT CAKE WAS- ALL THIS CAKE, JUST LAYING AROUND, AND YOU KEPT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIKE, LIKE ALL NIGHT LONG. THEN YOUR HAT, YOU WENT ALL INTO DETAIL ABOUT THAT. DID YOU GET THE NOTE I LEFT?
X: NO?
Y: WELL IT WAS REALLY GREAT. I MEAN WHEN I WENT BACK HOME FOR A FEW DAYS I TOTALLY FORGOT I EVEN WROTE IT AND THEN IT CAME BACK TO ME. I'M CRAZY MISSING YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, SEEING JEB AND ROSICK?
X: YEAH ROSICK'S COMING OVER RIGHT NOW
Y: BORRING.. JEALLOUS!