X: I'M NEVER GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. I FEEL AWFUL

Y: DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN STOP- I DID LAST YEAR.

X: HACKING IS A BAD HABIT, IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS OR FUN.

X: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS?

Y: GIVE THEM TO ME, PLEASE

X: U KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM?

Y: YEP. IM GOING TO MAKE THEM INTO JAM AND PUT IT ON MY TOAST IN THE MORNING

X: NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES IT OKAY

Y: CAN IT BE THAT I DON'T MEAN IT?

X: YES YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S HANG UP THEN

Y: OKAY

X: DON'T ACTUALLY, WTF