CALL ME D.D. MAO

X: HEY, SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT!
Y: OH YEAH, WHATEVER BANA, IT'S COOL. I GOT HOME OKAY. PASSING OUT THOUGH. LIKE ALL DAY.
X: HA
Y: YOU GOT SO FUNNY AT THAT PARTY WHERE ALL THAT CAKE WAS- ALL THIS CAKE, JUST LAYING AROUND, AND YOU KEPT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIKE, LIKE ALL NIGHT LONG. THEN YOUR HAT, YOU WENT ALL INTO DETAIL ABOUT THAT. DID YOU GET THE NOTE I LEFT?
X: NO?
Y: WELL IT WAS REALLY GREAT. I MEAN WHEN I WENT BACK HOME FOR A FEW DAYS I TOTALLY FORGOT I EVEN WROTE IT AND THEN IT CAME BACK TO ME. I'M CRAZY MISSING YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, SEEING JEB AND ROSICK?
X: YEAH ROSICK'S COMING OVER RIGHT NOW
Y: BORRING.. JEALLOUS!