CALL ME D.D. MAO

X: I WENT TO THIS ICA THING LAST NIGHT AND WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISCUSSION BETWEEN INTELLECTUALS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS THROUGH EXAMINING OUR INCREASED SELF-SUFFICIENCY BECAME A SELF HELP SECTION FIGHT CLUB SUPPORT GROUP THING. I WAS SO PISSED I PAID TO GO TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Y: WHO WAS THERE?
X: SOME WRITERS AND AND JOURNALISTS BASICALLY TRYING TO SELL THEIR SHIT TO PEOPLE. AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN SAD SINGLES AND CONFUSED SOCIOPATHS.
Y: DAMN. AND YOU WERE ONE OF THEM
X: OMG STFU.