CALL ME D.D. MAO

X: I JUST TOOK A TAXI HOME
Y: HAPPY FRIDAY 13TH AND HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
X: THANKS.
Y: SO HOW DID THE PARTY GO?
X: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I REALIZED A FEW THINGS: 1) I LIKE RUT SO MUCH IT'S ALMOST A CRUSH 2) NO DIGGITY IS STILL AN AMAZING SONG AFTER A MILLION TIMES 3) I HATE GETTING HOME FROM MANOR HOUSE
Y: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE?
X: IT GOT STOLEN A WHILE BACK. I DON'T LIKE TO CYCLE ALONE ANYWAY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING SOMEONE AND BEING SINGLE IS EITHER HAVING A TRAVELLING BUDDY OR PAYING A RIDE HOME.